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Comedy
My New Haircut - Jewish Edition |
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Views: 1,763,517 - Rating: 3.70
Comments: Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video: This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
A few people have had trouble understanding the video because they are not Jewish. We don't discriminate here, so below is an explanation of everything Jewish mentioned in the video... so, I guess that's everything.
OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM (NON-JEWS):
-Ya The hat that Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
-Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
-Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/fa To Fuck or hump
-Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish female.
-Shmeck Penis
-Shicksas Non-Jewish women.
-Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected.
-"As as my witness": "G-d as my witness"
-Schmu A jerk
-Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the "evil eye"
-Zetz: A hit or a smack
-Schnoz: Nose
-Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish male.
-Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
-Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, "Ugh!"
-Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover.
-Mamm Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
-Schfit Sweat
-JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
-Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
-Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump.
-Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah.
-Kugge Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut into squares.
-Haman Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I make the triangle over my head).
-Farshni Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk)
-Manisch (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS) Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross.
-Mikveh/ A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/was place. (Instead of saying "I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my Mikveh with that shit"
-Shul: Temple/Synagogu Where Jews worship (Our version of church)
-North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included.
-Lowe East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY other questions, please comment or message me.
